I love being a scientist. It means I can go into the chemist and ask for cream to treat my tinea rather than saying “Hi. I’ve been on antibiotics and now have a ridiculously itchy vagina.”
Ugh. I feel like I got barely any sleep last night which is a little scary because I’m working in blood bank today.
This is the one department in the laboratory where I could literally kill someone if I fuck up.
Coffee ahoy!
I’m taking my dog to obedience tomorrow. He’s almost 3 years old, and I’ve done a bit of training with him on my own, but I’m hoping I can work my way up to agility training with him, where the dogs run in and out of poles and over see-saws and stuff.
He hasn’t been desexed and he’s MASSIVE (compared to me, anyway), so I’m hoping he doesn’t pick up any bad habits from other dogs, like humping, or I could be in a spot of bother.
And no, I’m not into that sort of thing.
imlouise:animalcollector:kelseylovesyouuuuu:neuraldistortions:doomriver:
mooaaar:bavariansugarcookies:gatekeeper:speakinengrishthis makes me want to cuddle with my dog forever.
Oh god. Sobbing uncontrollably right now.
Congenial. Masticate.
The two dirtiest-sounding clean words in the annals of hist- wait, make that Congenial, Masticate and Annals, the three dirtiest sounding…
What about moist and gush?
Hot car and lollies don’t mix. Dammit!
