My eyes are stinging
Nightshift hurts.
Resume’s suck.
That is all.
Reason # 827483 why I hate my job - a handheld machine could do it.
I was watching The New Inventors tonight, and this very clever man presented an instrument, the size of a mobile phone, that can do my job.
(Click pic for link to New Inventors site if so desired.)
Angry coach tears team a new one after losing grandfinal.
Via asunburntcountry:
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Today’s inspirational (and ocker Australian) speech. Note, high level of offensive language. If you don’t want to find yourself offended don’t listen. Simple.
There is always someone having a worse day than you…
This is hilarious.
Dalmatians, uniquely among dogs, smile when they’re happy by baring their teeth.
Cute but not unique among Dalmatians. My Rottweiler X Ridgeback does this often. Working on getting a pic of it.
Today, I went on a date and it was going great. When we got our meals, he told me I had to try what he was having, and he fed me a bite. I said something like “oh that was cute” and he replied with “I was just trying to see how big your mouth is.” FML
I might try this, but I’d give him a lick of my ice cream instead…
Some facebook applications crack me up.
For the record, the ‘I’ should have been a standing 69, but that’s just my humble opinion.
Went to a wedding on Saturday night.
When I’m drunk, I laugh. When I laugh, I get the hiccups.
I got the hiccups before the entree.
If someone pulls on your earlobes while you drink something (preferably water), your hiccups will disappear.
They did.
Twice.
How interesting. I usually drink red wine while on Tumblr. Unless I’m at work. Or out and using my iPhone Tumblr app. I can’t wait for technology to advance and I’m continously connected.
On sticking to one's guns
Well, I didn’t back down and let my boss bully me into doing a shift I didn’t want to do.
Instead, I went to her with an alternative, she consulted the relevant staff members today, and they have agreed to work.
End result - I kept my cool and didn’t let myself get pushed around. Win.
